“You’re telling me my great grandfather was a member of the Boston Red Sox?”
“Dice, we’ll go through this again. Let’s start with your Mom. When you were born, she named you after Daisuke Araki, right?”
“Yes. She was always a big baseball fan. She loved Araki. She said he moved like a leopard lubricated with sake.”
“And you’ve told me your Mom acquired her love of the game from her late grandmother.’
“That is correct, Mr. Donovan.”
“And what I’m telling you is your great grandmother acquired her love of the game from the love of her life, who happened to be a catcher for the Red Sox, and is your maternal great grandfather.”
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